doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT
wdym ur not in love w me i’m so sleepy & cute
*bleeding out from my horrific injuries as you carry me in your arms* make sure you lift with your knees and not your back
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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It's just been one thing after another lately and now I'm stuck away from home with a car that needs fixed. Any help sharing this around would be really nice. I need a "w."
I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.
Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️
Context, DM sent a video called "6 Plots my DnD Party Ruined" and I foolishly asked him about our party.
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